Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!

Scarlett is a child

by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016

mary childs

the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.

Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything

by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018