Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

tox1c_.waste

an amazing best friend who is very weird - marie

go follow @tox1c_.waste on tiktok

by deathraiderzxx July 4, 2021

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021

Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"

by theonethatscool October 28, 2021

bah washer

One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.

He's a bah washer..

by Fourtyrunner October 29, 2021

Ball Washer

Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.

My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.

by R. Pendulous November 13, 2021

Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.

Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.

by RingedHog August 19, 2021