tit biter

When a boy with curly black hair bites his girlfriends tits to fuck with her

For fuck sake Bash, you're such a tit biter!

by MistaDannyPants February 9, 2015

tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

401K Tits

Describes a woman in the office that has no personality except getting to the top at any cost.

Dude 1: "Hey, there comes that gal from marketing again.". Dude 2: "Ah, you meant the one with the 401k Tits?"

by Big Big Ed April 18, 2018

Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.

Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.

by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Fresh Tits

1. A word used to describe especially good tits. It can also be used to compliment something that is awesome.

1. " damn that bitch has got some fresh tits"

2. Alex:" I just got a brand new Ferrari"

Josh:"fresh tits!"

by Rick Malone Stark III March 12, 2011