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Girl 1: guess what??
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013
a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
by Brother JB February 29, 2012
by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018
The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018
by grease_of_sandwich February 21, 2020
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