Jesus Christ

My nigga

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020

grilled jesus

Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"

Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.

by grilled jesus March 25, 2009

Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls

He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas

by Jellie is real March 19, 2021

slim jesus

a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash

person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god

by swaggerblob November 12, 2017

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016