Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

Turtle

Another word for marijuana

That turtle is fire

by Busy-b January 11, 2019

Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis

"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"

by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016

Turtle gang

Special gang made by aly n loz

Can I please join the turtle gang

by Aly n loz October 16, 2021

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018