German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

by GLT75 May 31, 2019

sushi smoocher

A man who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman with a fishy (smelly) vagina.

Karl is such a ‘sushi smoocher’, he’s always complaining about how his tinder dates have smelly vaginas and yet he loves going down on them.

by AJBabu June 3, 2019