Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".

2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"

by solrave December 9, 2008

Pitch-slap

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

by Amanuensis May 12, 2015

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 8, 2003

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 7, 2011

wad slap

beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face

you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

chico slap

It is a derivation of the slap artform in which you slap someone by grabbing them from the back of their neck and bringing them into your backhand.

"Oh, you talking shit!!! *CHICO SLAP*
Sit down bitch, who's your daddy."

by Josh April 21, 2004