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man snacks

Man snacks are snacks eaten by men, usually while watching sport and/or drinking beer.

To be defined as a man snack, the foodstuff must be either a) salty, b) fatty and/or c) meaty.

Women are forbidden from eating man snacks.
Chips, nachos, nuts, bacon are all examples of man snacks.
by The Day The Music Died June 24, 2008
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Intermanet Man

David: Where did those kids come from?
Mark: It came with the building! The Intermanet man installed them there.
by studio b! December 23, 2008
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Pac-Man

When a woman farts in a sitting or side-lying position, and the fart bubble creeps up the front of the perineum and is eaten by the vagina. The vagina eagerly engulfs the fart mimicking Pac-Man. Sometimes this air is expelled at a later time in the form of a queef.
Her vagina was so loose that she frequently Pac-Man'd her farts.

Oh! That Pac-Man tickled a little!
by RaunchyRN September 10, 2015
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Moka man

A respectable, handsome, young man who is right in all his ways and thoughts. He is the leader and not the follower, A man of the bush yet not stush and civilized . QRC men wants to be him.CIC men wants to meet him. We will be here forever trying to define the Moka Man

Hopefully one day you will have the pleasure of meeting a moka man
Don't be shy ask him question get his number.
Girl1: look over dey they coming
Girl2: who the sweet moka men

Qrc peasant: See dem let hide my girl from dem

He is a moka man
by Chosen1 November 13, 2019
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closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019
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Horny man

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period
by odomin8 May 20, 2020
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Meme Man

A dyslexic millionaire who has a badly-edited 3D. He became a millionaire via the stonk market and has a lot of monet.

Responsible for the creation of many meme templates, like Stonks, Helth, and Mechanik.
Person: I know you! You’re Meme Man!
Meme Man: Cool and good, you have seen one of my tempalats. Wow, the wethur is byutifel today!
by DragoKnight589 June 28, 2020
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