scuba magic

doing something in such a good fashion that everyone wants to be like you.

That kid over there is putting his scuba magic to use with the ladies.

by stevo supremo August 21, 2011

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Magic Funhouse

A place where degeneracy is directed and awesomeness is produced.

The Magic Funhouse is a wonderful place.

by Boyo-frum-Downah May 29, 2022

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

solo magic

A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.

Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk

by Baxterdam September 27, 2017