Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
Get the Merkin Men's Clubmug. A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.
Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.
Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".
by Tyler Turden July 29, 2013
Get the Fight Club Disordermug. by AMANDUH28 May 22, 2011
Get the Asymmetric Clubbed thumbsmug. a large country club located on the long island sound. most of the middle aged men and women who belong there are often drunk 85% of the time. the life guards have no idea what they are doing, and they docks surface is 99% bird poop, 1% wood. the people who work at the sign in place at the front of the clubhouse are often RETARD mexicans. The club is 70% christians, 20% jews, 5% blacks, 4% english, 1& chinese, and .00001% mexican.
by yoyoyo101010 May 14, 2009
Get the larchmont shore clubmug. 1. To start/end sex at exactly 12:34, day or night.
2. To take a shot/smoke it up at exactly this time. (Some say it must be done daily, others that it only requires one hit/shot)
It may also be reffered to as the Midnight 34, Or Midnight/"High" noon Rock.
2. To take a shot/smoke it up at exactly this time. (Some say it must be done daily, others that it only requires one hit/shot)
It may also be reffered to as the Midnight 34, Or Midnight/"High" noon Rock.
1. Random Girl: "When Josh and I went at it he made me a member of the 12:34 club!"
2. Random Person: "Yea jon and i made the High noon yestadayy.
2. Random Person: "Yea jon and i made the High noon yestadayy.
by LoveMeHateMe~IfYouSeekAmy May 22, 2009
Get the 12:34 Clubmug. A bitchy ass club if you ask me. All they care about is being popular, and to rule Original Club, also known as OC. They back stab, and there all full of bitches. They all say they have no populars, but we ALL know they do. The populars of OC tend to make attention seeking topics to get attention, and the topic has something most likely to do with sex,penis', or boners. Of course everyone replies to it cause they love the populars, and they want to become bffs with them, then when they become popular, back stab them. Everyone laughs at topics saying sex and shit, because there all mentally retarded, and fags. If you diss on there topics, or say its gross, a whole bunch of the popular's followers will cuss you out. All OC does is cause drama 24/7, and everyone over reacts too much. People make hater accounts for attention.
Stardoll- Original Club
annoying ocer1 OMGZZZ. RaWR M3@NZ I LUFF YOUH IN DiiNOSUARZ.
annoying ocer2 O: omg. i lerv ur medoll. i lurve ur snake bites and ur scene bob hair cutt. its sexyyyy. :D :D :D :D
annoying ocer1 LOLOLOLOZ. THANKIES BBY. ;D
annoying ocer3 RAWRAWRRAWR
annoying ocer1 OMGZZZ. RaWR M3@NZ I LUFF YOUH IN DiiNOSUARZ.
annoying ocer2 O: omg. i lerv ur medoll. i lurve ur snake bites and ur scene bob hair cutt. its sexyyyy. :D :D :D :D
annoying ocer1 LOLOLOLOZ. THANKIES BBY. ;D
annoying ocer3 RAWRAWRRAWR
by Liberty419 May 6, 2010
Get the Stardoll- Original Clubmug. An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"
Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.
To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.
To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.
by comefiesta! April 27, 2011
Get the The Handsome Men's Clubmug.