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Gold Grower

A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.
Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.
by The Vile One July 8, 2012
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gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012
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goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?
hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"
by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012
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Gold Whore

An experienced female dental assistant that ignores ethical and moral considerations to assist gold crowns (aka- grillz) on less than desirable members of the community for cash gain.
A member of the community walks into the office to get a "grill". Gold whore says "500 dollas", takes cash and pockets it.
by Goldwhore February 22, 2013
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gold version

In software and application development, a gold version is the final stage of software development and follows the alpha and beta testing cycles of software development. The gold version is the final version of the software as it will be released to the public. Most or all known bugs prior to release are fixed, and all intended functions for final release are implemented. Media and developers will often use the phrase "gone gold" to announce a software product's impending release.
It's like you find a showstopper in gold version and suddenly everybody loses their minds.
by triibuliine October 24, 2013
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goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.
"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"
by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
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GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!
"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"
by EL G September 25, 2014
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