Yuno Gasai 

The best waifu in existant that will probably kidnap me if i dont love her back
Yuno is bae
Yuno is life
Yuno shall be worshipped

oh look! It's a Yuno gasai, She just kidnapped her boyfriend!

Yuno Gasai by Fatfuckinblondesimpsinofwrath December 8, 2021

Gasturbation 

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.

Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation

Gasturbation by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009

Gaspard 

Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!

Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!

Gaspard by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

Gassy-ass by Sambiase April 14, 2019

gaslight gatekeep girlboss 

(Adj) a funny phrase almost always used ironically. This is used as an exclamation after you (usually female) do something impressive

I am very good at arguments and am very successful! I gaslight gatekeep girlboss!

gaslight gatekeep girlboss by RedRedRainbow May 6, 2021

Kate Gash 

Mockney chic with a dazzling veneer, which inevitably turns out to be shite.

"Hey mate, have you seen my new braces? They're brightly coloured!"
"Who the fuck are you"
"Awww... you're right. They're Kate Gash."
"Give me my money"

Kate Gash by jamieoliver January 18, 2008

Gaslighting

Gaslighting is a systematic pattern of abuse by which the abuser manipulates factual information to give the victim the impression that they cannot trust their own senses. It should not be confused with discounting or minimizing, two very different forms of verbal abuse that are far more common.

Yashar Ali has no idea what 'gaslighting' means.

Gaslighting by reallyitstrue November 1, 2012