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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
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God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.
Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.
by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020
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The Three G's

The Three G's AKA girls, grades, and the golgi apparatus are among some of the worst parts of humanity.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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three-quarter-brother

Son of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or son of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-brother is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.
I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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three nil'ed

When you completed all 3 holes, clocked a body,
I three nil'ed her body
by E7vam June 5, 2020
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