The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
Get the coachella jesus mug.1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
by angrychick October 2, 2009
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He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010
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by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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by grilled jesus March 25, 2009
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Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
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