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Fart Dust 

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.
Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!
Fart Dust by Auron117 September 11, 2015
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fart squirrel 

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

Fart-joust

The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.
Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?
Fart-joust by Trump train August 20, 2016

Fart Seed 

Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.
Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.
Fart Seed by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016

fart dial 

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.
ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"
fart dial by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

Fart Shit Tit Boob 

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded
She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob