Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020

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Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.

by Crumpets February 21, 2022

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Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

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2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

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Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

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