closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

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Candy dreams

In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.

I took an edible and now I’m having candy dreams.

by furgzfaze November 4, 2021

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Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

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Girl Candy

Girl Candy is a term that just refers to any kind of drug. Started as a way to refer to Benadryl but ended as an umbrella term for any kind of medication/ drug.

Girl: man my eyes itch, I think I need to take some Benadryl.

Boy: ✨girl candy✨

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 11, 2024

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Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

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