couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

by The duke785 April 27, 2019

couch material

Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.

I was gonna make out with him but he's just not couch material.

by Hshshgdh October 17, 2019

couch

Tami always joins the party when everyones gone.

Ive really hurried to get here to see you.
Quick chat on the couch?

by Krkič June 15, 2020

Caught Griefing

A professional gaming team that was first created by 1% Razz and Overtime Gorb as a joke “tiktok clan” named “cosbygang420”. they eventually rebranded and became a real professional gaming team called “CaughtGriefing”. The team includes fortnite players, cod players, editors, designers, streamers, content creators, etc..

Bro i want to join Caught Griefing so bad!!

by AnAnonymousCheerer April 14, 2021

Couch surfer

Someone who is from couch to couch crashing/sleeping over at multiple people's house

u gotta stop being a couch surfer and get a place of your own

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec

Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.

by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023