Charlie

A guy who is a pretty good friend, should go to the gym more often and has a ok sense of humor. Even tho he has a terrible sense in Netflix shows. #theofficeisgross

girl 1: do u see that shy kid
Girl 2: I heard he has a good sense of humor
Boy 1: ohohoho yea he does
Boy 2: yep that my boy Charlie

by emhockey_352 July 19, 2018

Charlie

A fat little cunt who can’t keep his mouth shut. Often deals out insults but can often never take any himself and often resorts to informing the authorities when you criticise him.

Guy#1-Hey mate I just leaked someone’s nudes.
Guy#2- Fuck off you goddam Charlie.

by The oracle of maple syrup August 9, 2018

Charlie Horse

A Charlie Horse is a neck pain that some people wake up having after sleeping with their neck in a strange or uncomfortable position. A Charlie Horse makes it hard for someone to move their neck one way or another or even moving it at all without having it hurt.

Tommy: aww... I think I have a neck cramp, because it hurts to move!
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?

by Stiff dead duck with flies August 14, 2018

charlie

charlie is a wonderful dog she is a small dog and is a cool dog

man 1: charlie is so sweet

man 2: i love charlie

by koalawithkiwi August 25, 2018

Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole

Charlie's dad has morning wood

by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019

charlie

a person who never reads anything
besides clothes labels

"charlie" isdefined by Stoian's quote "are you someone that reads?" or "Do you read?" (he wants to know about the other your literature culture)

by charlitos145729 February 1, 2019

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019