Bridging

The act of laying in the back of a vehicle on the side of a bridge, and allowing a woman or man to guide you inside them.

Bro. Me and Reilgh were bridging last night. That shit was fire

by hate2s33it January 19, 2024

Bridget

Similar to a Karen A person, usually female, who uses social media to spread misinformation, rumors, gossip and lies to maliciously damage the reputation of another.

Sarah posted that Emmy cheated on her Chem test, but I saw how hard she studied. Sarah is such a Bridget.

by !and! February 8, 2024

Bridgertoning

Making a series, movie or documentary about European history, in which historical facts and characters are either twisted or made up to suit a modern politically correct highly sensitive audience. Derived from the American series "Bridgerton". The series is a modern day fantasy about upper class British society in the early 1800's, in which major characters are portrayed by black people. Programs that are bridgertoned are full of historical inaccuracies and mistakes, which are frowned upon by historians, but easily overlooked by viewers who praise the edgy casting and bold storytelling. Essentially blackwashing and cultural appropriation at its finest.

The series sugarcoats and twists European history for the sake of political correctness. Surprisingly, there are no Arab, Asian, Latino, Pakistani or other non-white characters. See also Disneyfication.

"I hear the new Gladiator-movie will take place during the Crusades, and Denzel Washington will play a main character."

"Sounds good, which character?"
"Some European knight."
"... FFS, they're Bridgertoning the whole thing."

by Mohawkmarcje March 1, 2024

Bridgerton

A Netflix series about British upper class in the early 1800's, in which the main characters are black. Praised for being colourblind, despite there are no Arabs, Pakistani's, Latino's, Asians or other non-white characters.

"Bridgerton is essentially blackwashing European history."

"I'd can't wait for that movie starring Matt Damon as Malcolm X."

"Jesus H. Christ, you can't do that!"

"Why not? It's basically Bridgerton."

by Mohawkmarcje March 1, 2024

Bridget

Being someone who spreads lies and is a master of manipulation. A female narcissist.

“Dude, Chrissy just told me that she’s pregnant, but we’ve never even had sex!”

“Wow dude, she sounds like a total Bridget. Run!”

by Fishyfishyduckduck March 1, 2024

Bridgertoning

After the series "Bridgerton". To make a play, tv-programme or movie in a historical setting, that not only is filled with historical inaccuracies, but deliberately fucks up historical correctness for the sake of political correctness, so as to a
appeal to a large audience.

See also Disneyfication and Blackwashing.

"Hey, I hear Denzel Washington will have a lead role in the upcoming "Gladiator II" movie."
"Excellent! What will he portray?"

"A European nobleman."

"..."
"Yeah, they're Bridgertoning it."

by Mohawkmarcje March 10, 2024

bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!

“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.

by natchoman2 March 11, 2024