A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
by Bode H January 03, 2008
When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time
Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 02, 2008
A Highly skilled Blocking Group in the game North America KartRider. They will block you whenver you race.
by xXSupa November 09, 2009
When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
by CCindizBitch November 23, 2010
When an atheist/agnostic person randomly brings up the subject of religion and tries to counter-argue against the fact that god exists by using parts of the bible that only prove their point and nobody elses'.
"Everytime somebody says God, Tim tries to God Block them with bible verses that he probably looked up online to support his argument because he is insecure and only his opinion matter apparently."
by OttoKerect July 30, 2014
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