anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)

Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!

by KJYEAHITSME August 7, 2010

Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

by KoolDashKid June 18, 2016

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

anal demonization

Using the anus for demonic purposes.

Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Lube

the shit you put on ur dick/large dick right before anal sex

"Whoa there Charlie is that Anal Lube???"
"Bend the fuck over bitch."

by fuckinrapist October 12, 2017

anal buffoonery

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

by noof April 6, 2004