Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

by KoolDashKid June 18, 2016

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

anal buffoonery

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

by noof April 6, 2004

anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

anal lasagna

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.

Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋

by tittyslayerfocker June 22, 2016

anal demonization

Using the anus for demonic purposes.

Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008