anal lasagna

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.

Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋

by tittyslayerfocker April 06, 2016

anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)

Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!

by KJYEAHITSME August 07, 2010

anal cactus

to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.

james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles

by anal12345 March 04, 2012

anal buffoonery

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

by noof April 06, 2004

Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

by KoolDashKid April 09, 2016

Anal Lube

the shit you put on ur dick/large dick right before anal sex

"Whoa there Charlie is that Anal Lube???"
"Bend the fuck over bitch."

by fuckinrapist October 13, 2017

anal demonization

Using the anus for demonic purposes.

Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008