Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Luke

this person is a very smart intelligent attractive person

luke is so smart

by coolguy222222 December 18, 2023

Luke

Big PP

Oh wow dude watch out it’s Luke with his massive Danny Devito sized schlong

by Sysysysysys November 22, 2021

Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

Name, noun or adjective

Luke is a person who is fucking clueless, doesn’t know what’s happening around him and is a pain in the ass. He simps for guys and dates girls who are like 12. In general great guy to be around but he’s proper fucked.

That guy is such a Luke. I.e he is clueless

by Anthony Stratford November 23, 2021

luke

pussy destroyer

luke destroyed my 🐱 last night

by ihaveacrushonyourmum October 17, 2020

luke little

a person that is advidy annoying and unfunny

bro your litterly Luke little

by coolninja275 April 18, 2023