a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
by Brother JB February 29, 2012
by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018
A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
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by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018
Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".
Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
by TheThroat October 04, 2017
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Girl 1: guess what??
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013
Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021