Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

dumb-ass

you.

dumb-ass: OH ye! let me just go search my name up on URBAN DICK

by McTHOT April 10, 2019

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

gay ass

An adjective used to describe anything or anyone that is currently annoying or irritating to you at the moment.

Jamal: Fuck!

Nick: What

Jamal: Gay ass Ms.Smith gave me a C on the geography quiz

by niggasan223395 October 2, 2019

National Grab an Ass day

The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th

Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day

by ssssssssssssnnnnmal February 19, 2020