cracker turkey

Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).

On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”

Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
Separated-at-birth : Scooby-Doo villain spy Chief Dan Coats, a real cracker turkey.
by JHandy July 29, 2019
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The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 13, 2024
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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 03, 2023
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My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.
- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"
by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
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Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 09, 2020
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
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