Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have

guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean

by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

squink cheese

When you collect enough cum so that you can make a pound of cheese from it. Possibly enough to make a squink pizza

I heard Sophie has a collection of squink cheese from her boyfriend's shrafe

by DepressoLatte November 30, 2019

Cheese Dipper

A person who dips their balls in cheese.

Jeff and Brandon are total cheese dippers.

by Jonny Snowwe March 26, 2019

Whore Cheese

1. Of pertaining to a woman's yeasty and vaginal cheese like qualities.

2. A person's personal item that's tainted by layers of sex juice (which over time, has fermented into a ripe cheese like quality)

"I'm not sitting down on your whore cheese couch, with all the hundreds of men you've slept with, that thing's nasty", says Destiny to her friend Chastity

"Dude, did you see that whore cheese on that stripper's vag?"
-Jebediah
"Yeah brah, that yellowish white thing was drippin' down all over the place" - Elijah

by Yourmomlovesquirelldicks October 23, 2012

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Prince Cheese

That shit you named when you were on the toilet bored as ballz.

I had to flush Prince Cheese down the toilet...

by Thanos’Daddy June 28, 2019