jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizzing

Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut’

“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good”

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance

Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!

by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021

Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.

When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.

by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021

Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)

Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”

by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024