Wood butt
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.
Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.
Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"
Me: "Can you help or not?"
Friend: "Well I would but..."
Me: "What the f, you still have it."
by Hwolf August 24, 2012
V. VEGAN: One who cries a lot; full of tears; mean and violent red head who can drop it likes it’s hot. One who sheds tears at the drop of the hat. Skin flushes at the sight of vodka. Protective mother bear. Proceed cry butts with caution.
by CreatingWhileDrunk October 06, 2018
It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.
Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)
by cisi March 24, 2011
A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.
by beefy3 September 22, 2020
that brown juice that seeps from the anal sphincter. When combined with ass wind, it results in a shart. Sometimes it is a result of poor asslasticity and lethargic sphincter reaction time during a healthy fart.
by bate master dick November 19, 2010
by owangutang May 19, 2021