grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

top pounding

When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time

Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight

by booger246895 April 25, 2014

shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015

poop pounder

compressing poops doing anal intercourse...or pound the poops further..

Pat repaired the toilet floating plug so there will be enough water inside tank force the poops down when flushing. Pat is known for being the best poop pounder!

by MNPumamaster December 7, 2015

sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.

Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."

by SlamSow March 17, 2016

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins April 22, 2016

Yam pounder

A White man with a beard who thinks he's from Jamaica

Yo headward you tis a massive yam pounder wagwan bomberclart

by kieran Pulford August 26, 2016