Empty noodles 

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

Empty noodles by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Fuzzy Noodle 

A Fuzzy Noodle is an example of a nickname comparing animals to noodles

In this case a Ferret
Also see Danger Noodle

Me:Look at this fuzzy noodle I just got!
You:a what?
Me:a fuzzy noodle

Fuzzy Noodle by Dragon0f0range January 17, 2020

Dimitri Noodles 

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

Dimitri Noodles by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Ramen noodles 

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

Ramen noodles by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

Crap noodles 

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

Crap noodles by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020

Cold Noodle 

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

Cold Noodle by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

crispy noodle 

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

crispy noodle by Hello fella August 2, 2020