jersey junkyard

The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.

Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.

by xxexplosivoxx August 1, 2003

Junkage Pies

Totally Awesome

Junkage pies thats a nice car

by Eduardo Gustavian October 18, 2003

Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.

Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"

by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008

Junkyard

A euphemism for ass/booty/anal, in the context of anal sex.

"Oh man, she let me do her in the junkyard last night."

"Dude, I put my tongue in her junkyard and she came like crazy."

"I don't junkyard gets."

by dirdywordy March 8, 2013

Craigslist junkie

One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.

guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.

by john the pimp December 19, 2012

Estrogen Junkie

A complete fairy. A guy who will generally take part in activities normally targetted at women.

Fancy Pants:"Oh man today I was knitting my mother a scarf for mother's day and I poked my finger and it hurt real bad ="
Average Guy:"Suck a dick you faggot estrogen junkie"

by NotDevin December 14, 2008

dos junkie

1. Another title of a player
2. White ganster
3. Lady's man
4. Cruiser

Now dat boy's the dos junkie!

Yo dos! We cruisin for some tail tonight?

I am the dos junkie

by DOS Junkie April 21, 2004