Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.

Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.

by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025

Freaky Friday

A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.

“That night went from drinks to a full Freaky Friday real quick.”

by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025

Ying Yang Friday

When The first half of your friday is extremely bad but you have the best time of you life that night

-"yo man i had 3 tests and an essay due today it sucked. but i went to Alyssa's party that night and got wasted."
-"sound's like you had a ying yang friday."

by Afrodisac January 16, 2009

Food service Friday

Sunday.

As the majority of restaurant business is done on weekends, Sunday is typically considered to be the end of the work week.

Blue law areas aside, this is when your servers and cooks get significantly intoxicated at your local watering hole.

This weekend sucked, let's get trashed for Food service Friday.

by 86ed April 16, 2009

Green Polo Friday

Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

One of those Fridays

A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.

This has been a long-ass week...this is definitely going to be one of those Fridays.

by grumpalicious August 22, 2011

Louie Died Last Friday

LDLF is a legacy.
That fad where you add random and seemingly horrible shit to your name and then scene kids started copying your own style of naming and thus bastardized your style of name grouting.
the explanations should have sufficed and trust in dahvie vanity because the consequences will never be the same.

Louie Died Last Friday.
Shoot For The Skylar.
Mimi morphine.
Connor Coffin Maker.
Christian Kenosis.
Jenoe Genocide.
Patty Passed Away.
Kiki Kannibal.
Cashley Cadaver.

by The Bastardizer October 26, 2011