smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Ghost dumped

when you dump someone by just blocking them immediately or ghosting them

Person 1:"dude my gf just blocked me out of the blue"
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."

by phibzy October 20, 2025

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

Thought dump

When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts

I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.

by Zen Bossman June 22, 2023

Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

dump face

variation of game face, a mentality one gets into when breaking up with significant other

bro you know sharon is garbage i think it's time you get your dump face on and send that bitch to the curb.

by skineezy November 22, 2011

clear-up dump

When you take a dump so epic that your head is cleared of all stupid ideas previous to said action.

Bob Saget: Dude you almost married that hooker!
Charlie Sheen: I know, good thing I took a clear-up dump.

by Jackie Crabbie November 10, 2011