This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.
by Da Sak September 8, 2006
Get the bag of douchemug. Aquaman is a douche bag.
by Splatulis Splatchulli May 13, 2006
Get the douche bagmug. An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.
Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.
by TD-Gal September 22, 2009
Get the Niner Douchemug. Krunk:Cycon just spends the day sitting inside DOUCHING his girlfriends c***
Cycon:Whats A Douche?!
(not exact wording)
Cycon:Whats A Douche?!
(not exact wording)
by The Z June 21, 2004
Get the Whats a Douchemug. doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
Get the douche canoemug. by Chris Olobri March 15, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
by M March 7, 2005
Get the el douchemug.