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Flaming Canadian 

While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus
I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.
Flaming Canadian by Maple Hoser August 2, 2021
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Southern Canadian

Another word for calling a man with black skin a n*gger
Hey look at that southern Canadian stealing my tv
Southern Canadian by Saline Rock October 17, 2021

Spencer Canadian 

Spencer:
A kind of man that likes anal sex why'll screaming "OMG BUTT SECKS" while receiving. Can be used in many different adverbs, nouns and more.
I.E.

Wendy: PLEASE SIR. Call me Wendy!
Spencer Gaynadian: Mmmm alright, but I must pretend your a man... but anyways... "WANT TO SPENCER?LOLOLOL"

Or

French Guy: Votre un espece de morceau de chie votre Nova Scotia.
Spencer: I DONT CARE YOU FUCKING FRENCH FUCK, I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE FISHING OFF THE COAST MAKING MINIMUM WAGE LOLOL OWNED n00b
French Guy: Bout muet.
Spencer: What the fuck did you say to me bitch? I will fuck yo ass up wit ma fishing motha fuckin poll nigga.
French Guy: Spencer le Canadien va spencer vous.

Spencer Canadian for you folks.
Spencer Canadian by RyanOwnage101 December 11, 2008

Special Canadian 

A word that is used by Americans to descirbe the best Canadian. Use with caution, for other Canadians may get jealous when an American calls their friend a Special Canadian.
John called Bob a bastard when Bob called Suzy his Special Canadian.
Special Canadian by A Canadian August 8, 2004

ugly canadian 

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.
Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

The Canadian 

I). Jackin' it with a hockey glove on. II). spaniking the dolphin whilest playing in a hockey game. must be playing defense.
Ahhh look, Jake's in the corner doing The Canadian again.

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French Canadian Braid

A French braid with a strand of denim woven in.
Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.