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a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.
Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight
by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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coconuts on sandy beaches

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?
by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018
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pep squad/main beaches

the most annoying group of friends ever. they think they are so relevant but literally nobody likes them. they wear clout goggles to school and say words such as “obvi” and think they are cool. they snuggle with their boyfriends and post it all over snapchat and they think it’s so cool like honestly nobody cares.
girl 1: ew the pep squad/main beaches are so weird

girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
by slay.all.day November 21, 2018
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Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.
John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball
by Meesofat March 10, 2019
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Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"
Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."
by Goddessamani March 13, 2019
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North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.
by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019
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