theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022

Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler

Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker

by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022

Fernando Balderrama

My future husband

Fernando Balderrama will be my husband one day

by Imposter_Closer November 30, 2022

Kellie Baker

Very hot mother of ryan baker with huge tits

Damn kellie baker has big boobs.

by Kelliebakerishot December 12, 2022

Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer

Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller

by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022

Look-backer

A person, typically 9-13 kid that self-hates most or everything related to their generation because they think that the previous generation is better or because they believe in the stereotype that the previous generation they wish to be has about their generation. They end up mostly over exagerating the previous generation, usually saying things that are from a older generation or Most of them are mostly very active internet users and when backing up their argument they almost only use online media such as memes or videos as well as personal experiences or stories from family members.

Look-backer: All things from my generation are shit, i wish i was from the XXXX'S, everything my generation gets is garbage and the previous generation got the best thinigs

Actual person from the XXXX: Like what?

Look-backer: this specific memes, these specific people, specific internet media ,and the stereotype you have about yourselves

Actual person from the XXXX: Yeah ok but we also had equaly bad shit like or they are exagerated by your generation, and that will happen to you too.

by vibing pug 100% real January 11, 2023

Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.

Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.

by Floytus January 25, 2023