shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

fuck apple

Where you fuck an apple in the core and allow the seeds to penetrative your Dickhole

I fucked the apple soo good. The Fuck Apple was great.

by SqirrelsNuts March 11, 2016

CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.

person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Bone apple tea

What some idiot thinks bon apetite is pronounced as, this phrase is traditionally said before a meal in the proper sense meaning enjoy your meal.

Bone apple tea is how stupids pretend to be classy

by Lordlotad November 14, 2016

Apple Bottom Snowbunny

a white chick with a big, gorgous round ass

DAMM, check out that apple bottom snowbunny walking down the streat

by Zorro1955 July 06, 2010

Apple teeny type

A short thick girl with a big ass

Hey you see Jasmine Yeah she got that Apple teeny type body

by Charlie scene January 12, 2017

Apple Pie-ing

The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.

"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."

"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.

"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."

by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009