workend

A weekend on which you have to work.

Paul: Hey Steve, wanna hit the beach on Saturday?
Steve: Can't. It's a workend.

by SJN October 6, 2005

College Works

A scam, a pyramid scheme, a lie. Through an intricate brainwashing process, the company tricks college students into providing them with free promotion and labor, and providing innocent homeowners with god awful paint jobs. Even worse, College Works has an entire corporate branch made just to go online and promote the program by posing as satisfied college students. They compose false testimonials and make fake accounts for online forums to argue with complainers and people who call them out. There are considerable chunks of their website devoted to refuting claims that their program is a scam.
Please Google search "College Works" and form your own opinion.

I got an internship with College Works Panting! There were so many rigorous interviews and training sessions, but they said they want to hire me as a manager!

by bottom brick March 7, 2011

Build-a-Bitch Workshop

A metaphorical place in which you get a girlfriend who's personality is molded to your choice and built to order.

Hey Jim, still having problems with your girl?

Yeah... she's been being a total naggy whore lately.

You should stop on down to "Build-a-Bitch Workshop" and try to make a better one!

Tits!

by Beebuns July 15, 2010

working families

(Chiefly used in the plural form.) A high-maintenance demographic identified by politicians (such as Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd) as requiring especial economic and moral support of their chosen lifestyle, as well as requiring constant and frequently gratuitous mention in political rhetoric -- in particular, during electioneering and in Budget speeches. In political demography, "working families" may be considered the human counterpart of the sacred cow.

Antonyms to "working families" are difficult to specify as politicians refuse to confirm any type of eligible voter as definitely excluded by the term. However, examination of the context in which "working families" is used suggests that it essentially refers to households in which dependent children reside. Thus, antonyms would include (among others) "single people", "couples without children", and "empty-nesters".

We must abolish WorkChoices (draconian industrial relations legislation) because it's unfair to working families.

by notaworkingfamily May 22, 2010

workplace mutism

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.

Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

workplace trash sifters

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.

Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.

Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019