Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

by Tossfuck December 5, 2018

Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.

"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."

by Dickbutt6969420666 December 22, 2018

tosposis

The condition of being a tosspot.

Person: Kev is being a real tosspot
Person 2: Yeah, he's come down with a severe case of tosposis

by 10293848576 December 26, 2018

Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”

I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better

by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019

Toss a dart

To Smoke a Cigarette in Australia.

Hey mate, do ya’ want ta’ Toss a dart outback?

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 9, 2019

Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

Tossed

Commonly used in substitution of angry

Bro my mom took my juul im so tossed

by Tossed like a salad March 10, 2019