He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
by Danndy89 June 28, 2019
Get the Nathaniel Ham Sammymug. A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
Get the juliet bra-hammug. Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
Get the Ham Sandwichmug. we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .
he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019
Get the Ham Canyonmug. A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
by bindr May 26, 2022
Get the Ham Slutmug. by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021
Get the Ham walletmug. by plantguy March 19, 2017
Get the ham lockermug.