Asian Slaw

When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.

Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.

by Hamcandle83 May 22, 2024

Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*

No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

asian privilege

the ability to be a genius without trying and or intense education

that asian guy has a 4.375 all because of asian privilege.

by idontfeellikemakinganamern August 27, 2023

Asian Criminals

Asian Criminals Gang - The korean street gang located in Koreatown and 6th Street, Los-Angeles. Basically a small gang, which, like all the small Asian gangs around Koreatown, remains silent about their gang. Little is known about her, except that she conflicts with neighboring gangs like MS-13, 18th Street, La Mirada Locos 13 and Oriental Lazy Boyz. ACS was partially with the Crips coalition, which means only "friendly" relations with the majority of african-american sets.

The gangstas from the Asian Criminals are chasing us, foo! We have to deal with them later!

by WordsOfGlory April 8, 2024

Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.

American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.

by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020

Asian

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

by Racist guy February 7, 2022

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018