The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 24, 2020
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 08, 2014
by exposer456 December 14, 2021
A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
by MartinezJnr22 January 06, 2015
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 23, 2025
P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024
by Sidnelobster August 08, 2014