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Zero Dark Stupid 

Originating from Zero Dark Hundred and the more well known Zero Dark Thirty; All being variations of military timings meaning midnight, or half past midnight.

Zero Dark Stupid is a generalization of these timings, meaning "at some ungodly hour in the morning".
Private Pyle had to get up at zero dark stupid and run laps around the camp, or else the DI would stomp his guts out for being a famf.
Zero Dark Stupid by George Clemens January 29, 2019
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Special kind of stupid 

To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.
When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!

you stupid

Someone said something extremely funny and I said "YOU STUPID!"
you stupid by kaiyecreme November 25, 2006

Chaotic Stupid 

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Chaotic Evil" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Lawful Stupid)
Chaotic Stupid Player: I kill the girl.

DM: ...Why?

Chaotic Stupid Player: Because I'm evil.

DM: Okay, you murder the little girl in front of everyone to show how totally badass and evil you are. The militia charge you down and kill you.

I'm Fucking Stupid 

When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.
Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.
I'm Fucking Stupid by LilyFlowerWolf November 27, 2017

hillary stupid

The type of stupid it takes to win an election that had been predetermined.
I can't believe Adolf took that sleeping pill. Man, that's Hillary stupid.
hillary stupid by herekittykitty99 November 15, 2016

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.
you can't fix stupid by kajoe February 21, 2011