Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

madonna

A. a really good looking person;
C. way gorgeous,
C. almost perfect even.
D. 16 Year Old, With a 25 year old body; a sexy 25 year old body.

Damn that girls gotta be a Madonna!

by Madonna!@#!!#@! November 25, 2006

madonia

Lousy faggot, gay af, face ass, head ass, ugly mofo, lookin ass, nigro

Madonia is homo

by KoopaCahbra June 26, 2017

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008

Pre Madonna

Describing any big-time singers that lost their huge star status after Madonna became queen of the music world.

"Pre Madonna, Sonny and Cher were absolutely huge."

by jadefyres-freedom November 2, 2008