Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.

You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016