tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005

stone face

When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.

"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome

by William B July 10, 2006

Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

Facebook Foreplay

Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.

The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.

by cammie B April 13, 2009

shit faced

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

by katie bahr February 3, 2003

face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane October 8, 2007

Facebook brag

To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.

"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"

"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."

by mynoduesp1123 August 13, 2008